I have earned a purple star on eBay, which sounds like I've been into battle.  In some cases that isn't far from the truth!  I have to confess that I am, according to the few angry emails I've received from other bidders, that dreaded scourge of eBay known as a "sniper" -- a bidder who slams in during the last five seconds of an auction and winning said auction nine times out of ten.  How did I become such a horrible person?  Here's my sad story.  It starts with, "Hi.  My name is Mark, and I'm an e-Bay-aholic."  Go ahead, say it all together: "Hi, Mark."  My eBay addiction began on February 28, 1998, shortly after the internet arrived in my home and brought the world quite literally to my fingertip.  It was a blessing and a curse.  On the one hand, having America's searchable yard sale a few clicks of the mouse away has opened up new opportunities for collecting of all kinds.  On the other, I'm not sure it has helped the relative value of such collectibles.  A dealer may offer an item at a fair and reasonable price, but on eBay, that same item could go for substantially more or less, depending on who's out there and how badly they want it.  When I first started out, I fell into the typical "newbie" trap of parking a bid early, only to be maddened when I'd get those pesky "outbid notices."  So I'd dutifully go back and up the bid again, often in small increments until I had the high bid (not realizing that I was merely advertising to other bidders essentially where the current gavel price was sitting!).  Then I'd get outbid again, and I'd go and up the bid again, and so forth and so on.  Ultimately, after being "sniped" enough times, I realized that all I was doing was essentially bidding against myself!  By bidding several times before the close of an auction, I was merely raising the final gavel price for whomever ultimately won, including myself.  My next phase was to figure out how these snipers did their thing.  I got really good at synchronizing my desktop clock with the official eBay time, then counting down to the last few seconds of an auction before bidding. This was a cumbersome system that required being at a computer when the auctions closed, but as I was working at home at the time, I became quite the maestro.  Just when I had this perfected, that pesky thing called reality stepped in and ruined all my fun.  Jobs started getting in the way of my eBay strategy.   There are only so many times you can excuse yourself from a meeting to go bid on that must-have Liberté brochure.  That's when I discovered the rather unfortunately but appropriately named auctionstealer.com, a free or pay subscription service that will automatically do your dirty work for you, with a very high success rate.  The rest, as they say, is history.  

RECENT EBAY SCORES


 Queen Mary souvenir
life ring,


 Raffaello life ring,


Michelangelo
travel agent model (was
heavily damaged in shipping).

 

Brass bas relief plaque of the Fairsea, rescued from the
 wall of her entryway.


Bakelite steward call plaque from the
Queen Mary.


Set of six SS United States
demitasses, which sold for under $12.00!


Large New York pier liner schedule board.


Original SS United States
color transparency.

How many angry, bitter e-mails I've received!  I've had people even call me the "RMS Mean Mary" for employing this tactic (gotta give 'em props for at least being clever!), and others have wished me ill-will such as "I hope you and your treasures are happy where you belong -- at the bottom of the sea," as if parking a bid early somehow entitles a bidder to win the auction.  I respond to all these emails and explain as nicely as possible why I bid the way I do, which typically elicits some form of apology and in a few cases some ongoing correspondence with other collectors.  The bottom line is, it just doesn't make sense to me to bid any other way!  On the flip side, eBay has also been a wonderful community for meeting all kinds of people with similar interests, and I generally turn them on to our Yahoo Ocean Liner Collectibles group.  One bidder and I crossed paths over some rare Normandie items, and ending up exchanging and sharing!  I welcome your feedback about my bidding strategy!  As much fun as eBay can be, there is, of course, a downside: the empty boxes and those pesky packing peanuts that seem to multiply like bunnies -- or worse -- coat hangers.  I have almost drowned in these clingy, lightweight nuisances that stick to your clothes and spill everywhere when you try to dump them into garbage bags.  On some purchases, I've even pleaded with the sellers to avoid using them.  Many sellers are overzealous packers, and on more than one occasion, I've damaged items trying to free them from the cardboard and the multiple layers of packing tape!  But all in all, in over 1000 transactions on eBay, I have met nothing but the nicest people.  I accrued one negative feedback comment in my seller profile from a winning bidder who backed out and decided to retaliate for the negative feedback I posted.  Speaking of: if you're ever really bored, some people's eBay feedback profiles make for very entertaining reading!  Even as I admit that, I also admit how pathetic that sounds.  File that under "extreme procrastination."  Still, eBay has proven to be a treasure-trove of liner collectibles, especially some of my favorite kinds -- the ephemera people have saved from their voyages aboard the grand liners of the golden era of transatlantic travel.  I love sifting through these brochures, booklets, menus and baggage tags, scanning the graphics for use in various projects, and just imagining what those trips were like: the food, the cocktails, the salt air, the vibration of the ship, the music... It speaks to the heart of why I love ships -- it isn't so much about the machinery as it is about the  experience and the aesthetics of grand luxe.  So happy hunting to you all, and watch out, there are snipers out there.  But rest assured, it's friendly fire!

 



©2004 Nelson Art


BACK TO NAVIGATION



©2004 Nelson Art
 

All contents of this site © 2005 & 2006 Mark Perry & Perry Pictures, Inc.  Please be a good netizen and do not copy!